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Solid spooky vibes for Halloween but the pint lacked the cloud creaminess I wanted. I'd come back for more but Dallas is winning the Guinness war so far.

Not a great pint but a solid vibe. Worth checking out and just hope the creaminess is there.

This place hits all the marks for a perfect game day spot. Great tap list and even better vibes inside - however - the guinness is not quite up to par. Extremely bitter and not creamy. Stop in but maybe not for a guinny.

Its a solid pub with the vibes you want. However, let's not pretend this is worthy of a 4+. Go here for the vibes and enjoy yourself, but look elsewhere for a Guinny.

They nailed the clover up top, but flavor is lacking down in Houston. We need a domier top and a creamier finish to please the ole pallet fellas. Look elsewhere!

Lackluster pint here. It frankly doesn't have the look, feel or taste that you're looking for in a proper pint. No domage, bubbly and overall deserves to be watering plants more than being drank. Look elsewhere.

Extremely bitter and lacks the proper Guinness punch. Look elsewhere for a good pint. Even though the vibes are good, it isn't what you need to quench your thirsts.

Bad pour and bad pint. Tasted like a cigarette made love to a week old guinness. Look elsewhere (Cock & Bull) for a proper pint.

As is the case in this area... guinness is not the move. Let's look elsewhere folks for a better pint. Bitter, bad pour and more.

Let's go ahead and never order a Guinness here or anywhere near here. However, all time dive bar and worth a stop.

Cheap prices... reflecting the awful flavor. This is a classic dive spot for dirt beer and whiskey. Avoid guinness here like the plague as its poured in one go and tastes like vinegar.

The vibes are great, the people are great, the guinness is bad. Look elsewhere for a good pint.

Bad pour, I wanted to hate it, and it held true. Bad pint, don't go here - move on fellas. Pint had less flavor than a water fountain.

Not a grateful guinny. Way too bitter and not what I need -- go elsewhere for a proper pint.

Absolutely great creaminess on this pint. Unfortunately the pour left so much to br desired. With that being said, I need to give this one another shot as the pillowy creaminess and delectable velvet was there.

Good appearance and good creaminess. Flavor is solid and schtickage isn't bad, however it's lacking a certain guinness-esque flavor. Worth a stop but not as good as NYC.

Great vibes and spot for beers overall, but this Guinness is atrocious. A lot of better options for Guinness in the area.

Oddly enough not the best pint in the city. Great atmosphere and time but they really rush to pump the pints out! Come for the tour, but look to the pubs for better pints.

Bad pint. Way too bitter of a pour and the domage was not there. I'd look elsewhere for a better pint in Galway...

Incredible pint for an unexpexting place. Creaminess, pour, schitckage all provided and came together to create a perfect storm of a Guinness. This rivals the best of the best, stop here.

Great look and creaminess. Overall taste and texture is great, but it's just a tad too bitter on the palate. Stop in for vibes.

Pricey pint, but the best I've had in the city. Worth a stop for the fellas and a solid guinness. Slightly bitter but creaminess and schitckage for days.

Good vibe in the pub, but very mediocre taste. There's no bitterness but also no flavor - we're looking at the coors lite of Guinness. Worth coming to watch a game, but look elsewhere for a good pint.

This pint is unreal creamy with a schtickness off the charts... almost reached greatness here but it's missing some oomph flavor that is needed to shoot into the 4's. Shocking spot to pour a decent Guinness.

Solid pint. Velvety texture and has creaminess that you could lay your head on to fall asleep. Only thing holding this pint back is it's bitterness... close to greatness here.

This is the pot of gold att the end of the rainbow, except the rainbow looks ugly. Horrible pour with half my guinness being head, however, indisputable the best tasting pint I've had in Chicago. 100% worth a try fellas.

Bad pour, but incredible flavor to help it out on the end. Creaminess is on point, but bubbly and not as thick as expected. Great pub vibes though.

Bad pint. Small pour, not creamy, would not recommend. Look elsewhere, brethren, for a better pint.

Interesting vibe with an ok pint. Solid pour but there is better in the city. Creaminess was not quite there but the underlying Guinness flavor is solid.

Best pint in the city so far. Perfect pour, really good flavor, and a creaminess that will rival the clouds. Stop in here for a good time.

Incredible pour. Visually a stunning pint, but the bitterness and creaminess left a lot to be desired here. They're so close to having a great pint, just need a little more oomph to get it there.

Disastrous folks. Pour not proper and bitterness of battery acid. It was shockingly creamy but everything else leaves a lot to be desired -- look elsewhere.

Solid pint of Guinness. It's a perfectly pour and is creamy, but too bitter to hit the market. I'd recommend stopping by for the quality vibes, but there are overall better pints in the city.

There's better pints in Chicago, but the innate flavor is there. Schtickage is lacking and it could use a better pour, but worth stopping in to check out the vibes.

Good pint but better bartender. Good conversation and a solid spot to drink a silky Guinness. Not quite as smooth as some around, but worth a try if you're in the area.

Great atmosphere and overall vibe. Incredibly poured pint that will never disappoint, stop in for a good time.

Sometimes reality lives up to the hype. This is an incredible pint with a great atmosphere and bartenders to boot.

The perfect Guinness. Nothing more to be said. Its top tier across the board and is the best in all categories across the board.

I'm not quite sure what this beer is, but it wasn't Guinness. This entire street of pubs has been awful... go to a different part of Texas (Dallas) for good Guinness. Closer to battery acid than Guinness.

I wouldn't ever order a Guinness here. Vibes are proper and the draft list is good, but the Guinness deserves to be removed from the list...

I'm not sure what's happening on this street, but the Guinness tastes blander than wet paper. No bite, bad pour, and overall look for better. Not what you need to satisfy the thirst.

You don't come here for the Guinness. You come here for the fact that this gas station is a proper bar. Guinness is as good as you'd expect given its a gas station - this is where the elites need to meet to solve world peace.

Cheap price for a solid pint. The smoke in the bar adds to the flavor, as does the rough ambiance. Would come back for another, especially considering the area, even though the head was too big.

As a British homestay I was expecting more. However, what happened here was a disappointment to the Guinness name. OK flavor but lacking substance and cream... also a rough pour.

All time spot. Get a proper pint here and don't think twice. Guinness so good it'll make you cry.

Interesting pint here. Solid domage however the Guinness characteristics are missing -- slightly bitter and a weaker, watery aftertaste. Worth stopping in but there are better pints.

Solid pint with some proper good blokes in the bar. It's got the creaminess and domage you're looking for, and a solid after taste that keeps you coming back for more. Stop in for a solid pour.

Decent pint tucked away in an alley. Incredible vibes but the Guinness had a bitter undertone that lacked some of the usual Guinness juice. Definitely make a stop but maybe not for the Guinness.

The most average Guinness you can get here... right down the middle of flavor, creaminess, and bitter. It's a good vibe but this area just doesn't satisfy the Guinness chops.

This is the 8th wonders of the world - awful flavor but incredible creaminess. It's not a good Guinness, but it's unique in its own... I would go elsewhere for a proper pint.

If you want an underwhelming watery Guinness, this is your place. Never read a book by its cover, except for this place, the cover is the book. Bad flavor, bubbly, bad pour. Go next.

Right down the middle Guinness in a quality bar. It's a little watery and bitter, but honestly you're going to drink it and never complain for a second. Short review for a solid Guinness.

This is a top 3 pint in DFW. I don't want to say much more other than it's worth the journey to get here. Nitpicking - it could be slightly more creamy but quit reading this and come to this spot.

Proper pint here folks. Hitting all the right notes like a tuned piano. Creamy and smooth finish with the right bitterness -- it does lack some overall flavor but it's solid enough. Unfortunately it's a little pricey but it gets the job done well.

The taste was shocking considering the horrid pour. Creamy and had the right notes, but was too harsh and bitter. For the area, it might be the best you're going to get - but I'd still recommend going elsewhere.

This is a burger joint that happens to have Guinness on tap. It's not a proper glass or a proper creaminess or any schtickage.... go elsewhere in the area for a better pint and save yourself the sorrow.

When it comes to Guinness, this is about as down the middle average as you can get. There's no superstar qualities here, but also, you're not going to leave disappointed. Every single aspect including the vibes are 'meh'. Do with that what you will.

Rushed pint pour but the flavor was a sleeper pick for best in the area. Very pillowy regardless of wrong head size, and creaminess was there with the vintage Guinness flavor. While I wouldn't go to war for this pint, I'd definitely form a small militia.

This is a special pint. The vibes add to the flavor - neighborhood spot with a Guinness that holds up to the test of time. Great pour with a creamadome and velvety texture that would make your mouth melt. Stop in here for a solid pint.

Beautiful pour, beautiful domage, disappointing creaminess. Not a bad pint but the overall creamation lacked the sturdiness you're looking for. Too bitter and too watery to visit again - better pints around.

Go. Here. Not for the Guinness, but for Pete himself. Sometimes the quest reveals gems, and this is one of them - the Guinness isn't perfect but the vibes are - and honestly, what's more important?

In terms of pizza - this is a soggy slice reheated in the microwave. It's not great, but it gets the job done. Creamy, but bitter and watery. When on the hunt for the perfect pint, you'll come across very average pours - and this is one of them.

This was a surprising review to say the least. Pint was poured great (wrong glass), really creamy and right mouth feel. Vaporform was nearly perfect - only thing missing was a slightly bitter aftertaste that lingered more than it should.

Look, this place has a lot of beers, and while the Guinness wasn't bad - I'd look elsewhere for a better pint. It was creamy but the glass was off and it lacked the velvatore impact a true Guinness has.

A picture is worth a thousand words, yet this one only needs two: utter garbage. Awful pour, head is too big and way too bitter - doesn't even taste like Guinness. This tastes worse than you can imagine - please do not order a Guinness here.

Appearance is not there, but the book is better than the cover. The cremaforte is strong with this one - held its integrity however overall flavor lacked the guinnessy qualities I've come to expect. Not bad for the area... but there is better.

Disappointing pint and flavor here. High expectations were quickly subdued into sadness as the guinness lacked the flavor needed, no cream and the bitterness flavor overwhelmed at the end. Look to other irish pubs for the goodness.

This is the Lecroix of the Guinness world. It tastes like someone poured a glass of water and whispered Guinness in the other room. Bad head, bitter with none of the good parts. Look elsewhere for a proper pint around here.

Solid pint for the far north of Texas. Pint was poured perfectly however it's lacking a bit of the cream you crave in a Guinness. A little bitter aftertaste but I'd come back to this pint any day of the week - worth a visit to taste the elixir.

Fellas - let's look elsewhere. This is a chinese dumpling restaurant that just so happens to serve Guinness. It isn't what you want or what you need -- look to greater locations on this map to experience the bliss you need.

Poured well, however bubbles in head. Surprisingly good flavor in the pint - creamy and not too bad. Goes down smooth like a Guinness should. I've had better, but in this part of town, definitely stop in for a solid pint.

Definition of lackluster. Bad pour, flavor is missing, definitely not up to par. While creaminess is there and it's not too bitter, it tastes more like a lager than traditional guinness.

Good price for the quality. Solid pint, a little bitter but overall is solid flavor. Unfortunately lakes the creaminess and general Guinness pop you'd expect. Definitely stop by but look elsewhere for the best of the best.

Valhalla. This is a close to a perfect Guinness as you are going to get aside from drinking straight from the tap at St. James. The bitterness, the head, the clover pour and taste is all impeccable. Please do yourself a favor and come here for bliss.

This pint is unfortunately a disgrace to Guinness. It simply doesn't deserve to pour the liquid gold... no flavor, no guinness glass, tastes like a penny. Real bad and I would recommend almost any other location for a Guinness.

Typically I'd give a place the benefit of the doubt, but this Guinness has ZERO flavor. No bitterness, no classic guinness flavor, nothing. It resembled coors light more than a Guinness. Pour was poor and foam head was not present. Bad pint.

Unfortunately had a bad pour here. For a large bar with multiple beers, it was better than expected compared to its neighbour's. Creamiest and lack of bitter was there, but mouthful was too wattery. Look upon thee east for a better Guinness.

Served in an off-guinness glass, unfortunately the bitterness overwhelms the underlying good flavor of the pour. Too thin for a proper guinness as well, hate to see it. Not bad for a beer at a whisky bar, but I'd look elsewhere for a better Guinness.

Fellas, we were hoping for more out of this one. Very bitter, no proper Guinness glass, pours were inconsistent. Flavor has the base Guinness taste down, but the aftertaste and lack of mouth feel could border on war crimes. I'd go elsewhere.

Large glass, but appearance, especially without the traditional guinness glass leaves a lot to be desired. No head, YET, the flavor isn't as bad as expected with an ok flavor despite lack of cream/thick. In the land of Guinness, this is pretty average.

The definition of 'okay'. A shockingly solid amount of creaminess and not bitter, but too thin - can't coat the glass. Wanted a little more but if you're going here, head to Crafty or Playwright for a better pint.

The Guinness here is a magical experience that would transport one to the magical land of ire itself. Ceaminess, pour, and appearance are all extremely solid. Only complaint is that it is a little thinner than perfection. Overall SOLID pint.

Mouth feel is off too thin and bitter aftertaste. Bubbles in foam but overall flavor isn't too bad. An ok guinness if you're in the area.

Decent looking, a few bubbles on top. Mediocre cream initially, but then extremely bitter aftertaste. Foam does not coat glass, not what you want to see. There are better pints out there, but if you see the sign, it's worth a shot.

Shocker of a review here. Great appearance and mouth feel. Cream was firm and thick across the glass. Overall, high quality pint in a spot one wouldn't expect.

Really creamy. Great head, glass coated throughout after pour. A little bit bitter on the aftertaste after initial creaminess.

Great pour and head on the pint. Creamy with spot on flavor. Could have served it a little sooner for maximum flavor.