I had higher hopes for Widow’s. I’d give her props for being the first of the day, but she didn’t even try. Didn’t pour any off. Bizarrely, the flavour wasn’t awful. Maybe if they were flowing it would have helped. All scores below average.

• 2.6Appearance
• 3.8Creaminess
• 3.5Mouthfeel
• 3.8Taste